people with naturally straight hair are the enemy
‘The sky is pretty, people are sad’"
One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit
i think about this facebook group a lot
A walrus’s reaction after receiving a fish cake for his birthday
do you like money?
uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou